I mentioned to the girl who thinks I have five husbands that the new string teacher and I went to the same school, and that teacher was a year or 2 older than me.
Girl: Okay... how old are you?
Me: How old do you
think I am?
Girl: 15?
Me: How would I have 5 husbands? I'm pretty sure
that's illegal.
Girl: oh...50?
Me: (glare)
Girl: 20?
Me: That's a
better number, let's stay there.
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