White Shoes

An 8-yr-old.  Outfits.  Shoes (mine were off-white flats that day).

Girl:  Ooh, I like your shoes!
Me: Thank you.
Girl: I have a pair just like them.  Well, except mine are a different sort of white.  Oh, and mine have a bow at the front.  And mine look more satin-y.  Oh, and mine are smaller of course.
Me: So what you're saying is, you also have a pair of white-ish flat shoes?
Girl: Exactly.