Five Husbands - Care Factor

The week after the sneak peak into my future, 11-yr-old girl who thinks I have five husbands came into her lesson.

Girl: Soooo....?  How's Tim?
Me: Good...
Girl: How's Andrew?
Me: Good... Still straight...
Girl: How's Harry?
Me: Good.... He's still straight, too...
[awkward pause]
Me: Are you going to ask me about the- You've forgotten their names, haven't you?!
Girl: No, I just don't care about Sebastian and Tom any more.

Maybe I'll be down to a more normal number of husbands (you know, just one!) sooner than I thought.