Straight after telling me I had no feelings, the girl who thinks I have five husbands offered me this.
Girl: So, do you want a sneak peak for next year? [I nod, possibly a little nervously]. Okay. So [very serious expression on her face] ... one of them is going to risk his life for you. [Not so serious now] And two of them... Andrew and Harry... will get sick of sharing you, and they'll turn gay and get together.
Yeah, cos that's totally how it works.
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