Sunday, 18 November 2012

Five Husbands - Occupations

At the start of the last holidays, the girl who thinks I have five husbands sent me an email.  Rather sweet, but it made me curious - what do my five husbands do???  First lesson back, I asked her.

Girl [a bit slowly, like she's memorised a speech]: Harry is an actor.  Tom is a ... builder.  Andrew is an architect - I think.  Yep, architect.  Tim is a teacher, and Sebastian is a conductor.  [In her normal conversational style]  Wow, you must be loaded!
Me: Only if they share. ... Maybe I could quit my job then?
Girl [look of horror on her face]: But - but - ... No. 

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