At the start of the last holidays, the girl who thinks I have five husbands sent me an email. Rather sweet, but it made me curious - what do my five husbands do??? First lesson back, I asked her.
Girl [a bit slowly, like she's memorised a speech]: Harry is an actor. Tom is a ... builder. Andrew is an architect - I think. Yep, architect. Tim is a teacher, and Sebastian is a conductor. [In her normal conversational style] Wow, you must be loaded!
Me: Only if they share. ... Maybe I could quit my job then?
Girl [look of horror on her face]: But - but - ... No.
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