Second Finger Relationships

She's back.  One of my most entertaining girls resumed lessons last week.  In her lesson last week, she was very quiet and I thought maybe the events since last year had subdued her.  This week, she was back.  In all her crazy random glory. 

Me: What sort of second finger do you need to be doing here?
Girl: What?  Um.  Second finger.  Two.
Me: Yes... But...  Okay, high two or low two?
Girl: Huh?
Me: Is your second finger going to be friends with the 3 or with the 1?
Girl: What?  I don't know about their relationships!  How am I meant to know that?
Me: Oh boy.  It's a C# so it's friends with the 3.  Got it?
Girl [with the "I have a crazy teacher" look]: Ohhh...  Okay...


This was only a small part of her lesson.  We also covered Chinese zombies and snails.  Fun times.